Friday, 23 November 2007

Goddamn Blog Fuck!

This blog thing is hard... reciting the alphabet backwards while being whipped in the eye with a nickel in a nylon stocking hard. If it weren't for you people whining all the time, I'd have probably taken this whole thing down. Here's why no stories. The school put blogger on their net nanny so I can only access the PG-13 parts of the web at an internet cafe after work - too busy doing anyhting else, on Friday night - never again, or on Saturday or Sunday - too hungover. Eventually But here it is. Another post. That is all

P.S. Eventually I'll get around to posting more regularly, and here's what you're in for:

Angry, dishonest men selling fruit

Justifiably pushy old broads

Unjustifiably opulent apartments for Army guys

Mountainous clusterfucks

Korean Hallmark Holidays

Prepubescent Boy Drag Show School Festival Time!

By the way, I'm unwilling to look, but I bet there's at least one porno website out there that's all about backwards singing while being beat about the face with spare change in a sock. Probably has some pretentious name too, like Sock Play or something.

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